A friend, knowing I own an adult boutique, sent me a cute one from good old Maxine. LOL!
REGARDING YOUR RECENT PURCHASE…
Dear Madam:
Thank you for your recent order from our sex toys shop.
You asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our wall display.
Please select another item because that is actually our fire extinguisher.
WELL, CRAP!
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If you are confused about how many vibes are out there and what’s best for you,
just stop by our Desiree’s Desires, Inc. boutique in Upton, MA or
visit our eBoutique™ for product descriptions.
We’ll break it down for you and get you just what you need!