Rio Olympics and All the Sex

It all starts with the Logo!Rio Olympics 2016

Is is just me or does the Rio Olympics 2016 logo look like a cock cage? Perhaps a CB-6000? With all the talk in the press about the exorbitant amount of sex that goes on at the games, it appears to me the Olympic Committee is leading the world-wide charge in subliminal sex messaging.  Reports that 450,000 condoms are being passed out to athletes during this year’s games surely tells me sex is in the air. With over 11,000 athletes at the games, that’s about 41 condoms per athlete. That’s a lot of sex for a two-week period, don’t you think? It seems the Olympics has a history of “socialization” among the athletes. After all, the mission of the Olympic Committee is to promote peace and a better world through sport. Sex, orgasms, and sexual pleasure surely can build a better world. Plus, athletes have the stamina for a sporty wild romp.

History of Hook-Ups during Olympics

  • In 1992, the Olympic Committee set-up an email system by which athletes could send messages to one another. They even provided translation services, so all athletes could communicate.
  • In 2000, an athlete, Josh Lakatos, picked a lock in an empty apartment in Sydney. Within the 2.5 weeks of the games, he realized he was kind of running a brothel of sorts in the Olympic Village. Lots of action in that apartment.
  • In 2012, the gay app, Grindr, reportedly crashed within hours of the athletes arriving to the games. It took 24 hours to get the app back up and running.
  • Condom distribution began in 1992 during the summer games. By the 2000 Sydney games, there were 70,000 condoms with an additional last-minute 20,000 being distributed in the Olympic Village. Every game after this the number has increased with this year’s 450,000 condoms being the highest ever. With the Zika outbreak, I’m sure the extra wrappers will be useful.

What do you think about the sexcapades of the 2016 Rio Olympics?

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