Our troops need some sexual entertainment too. We have many customers who are active or retired military men and women. We love hearing their stories about their deployment, their friends, and their families.

I have one particular troop I have sent “fun” things to during his two deployments. It’s nice to think the guys and gals of the armed services can have a little pleasure under some extreme conditions. That’s why we encourage sex toys for troops care packages!

Our To 6 Picks Sex Toys for Troops:

1. Gun Oil: Every soldier, man and woman, needs lube. Why not get the high-test gun oil to do the job? Water-based liquid, water-based gel, and silicone-based varieties available.
2. Fleshlight: A masturbation sex toy for men that will outlast any deployment condition. It’s a bit bulky, but it sure will do the job and feel like the real thing. This sex toy masturbator has a container with a sleeve inside for easy, self-contained disposal of fluids. Easy to clean and store. The container is designed to look like a flashlight. The only draw back – electricity is out and he grabs this instead of the flashlight.
3. Whisper: A masturbation sex toy for women that will be as quiet as a whisper. This micro bullet is compact, easy to conceal, and packs a reel punch. It does require two AA batteries, so make sure you include those in your care package.
4. Blow-up Sex Toys: a doll, an animal, a part of the anatomy. Regardless of the blow-up, it adds some fun and laughs to any down time the platoon may have.
5. Quickie: A small sex toy masturbator for men that’s cheap and easy to pack. Throw this in his care package for a little extra fun. It may not last for the time of the deployment, but it’s a good way to give him a helping hand for awhile.
6. Playing Cards: Nude women, nude men, or nude couples doing some pretty sexy things. We have you covered with our erotic playing cards. Time for some 5 card stud!

As we celebrate America this July 4th, let’s celebrate the ongoing tradition of service and sacrifice. I don’t know of any rules prohibiting sex toys for troops care packages. We send playing cards, blow-ups, lube, and masturbators to troops we know all the time. We’ll help you get a really fun and sexy care package together. In fact, we’ll even ship it for you if you have the APO AP address on hand (a small fee may apply). Just let us know. We are committed to helping bring sex toys to troops!

What’s going in your sex toys for troops care package?